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By Brendan - 19/02/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Today I was trying to have lunch when my young stupid co worker came in. I mean, i was just trying to eat my lunch? I have breathing problems, and he starts to think I'm aroused by him.. he wishes! Then he rushes out the room because apparently I smell but I actually shower every day and it was just my cheese sandwich. Then he posted about me on FML. FML!

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I know a guy who breathes like that, especially while he's eating, and he was well built and around my age - not old, or fat. Turns out his esophagus and jaw were both "crushed" in an accident of some sort.... As for the smell.... He might have a digestive problem and has bad breath because of it. Or maybe one of those body odor diseases where he really can't control it, no matter how often he showers or puts on deodorant/body spray. Or, maybe he -is- just old and fat. But you'll never know if you just sit on the sidelines and judge.

Since when is heavy breathing perverted when all he is doing is walking into the room? YDI

Dear OP, are a judgemental bitch. i hope you chqbge your ways and maybe say something to the poor man, instead of complaining to the internet about it. ..