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By Brendan - 19/02/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML

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By La Guigne - 08/04/2013 21:10 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I was in the break room with my colleagues and our awful boss. As ever, he was talking trash, convinced that his jokes were actually funny. The window was open, and it was chilly. As he walked by it, I mangled my words and said, "Cedric, could you please shut your mouth?" FML

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Sunday 20 February 2011 0:34

it ain't easy bein cheezy :)

Charlottey 1

Sunday 20 February 2011 2:41

Today I was trying to have lunch when my young stupid co worker came in. I mean, i was just trying to eat my lunch? I have breathing problems, and he starts to think I'm aroused by him.. he wishes! Then he rushes out the room because apparently I smell but I actually shower every day and it was just my cheese sandwich. Then he posted about me on FML. FML!

Comments

tzolkin 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 10:30

you sound really shallow and mean. your coworker sounds seriously unhealthy and it's probably not that comfortable for him. compassion goes a long way kid, try it sometime.

Rainbow35 6

Sunday 20 February 2011 13:43

How is it shallow and mean to not like being surrounded by a horrible smell?

Kbower09 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 10:49

the real question here is. how do you know what cheesy, sweaty molding feet smells like lol!

califbob 3

Sunday 20 February 2011 15:14

I used to emit cheesy odors after ingesting 4 lb. blocks of Velveta. I was known as Franco the Fondue Farter until I was labeled as a HAZMAT incident and forced to retire as a chef at Shakeys.