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By Brendan - 19/02/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML

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By stinky - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2009 10:28 - United Kingdom

Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for 'anti-social behavior'. FML

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By stankness - 22/03/2013 15:01 - United States

Today, I had to endure a long face-to-face conversation with a coworker who had fierce BO. He had his fingers interlaced around the back of his head the whole time. FML

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By La Guigne - 08/04/2013 21:10 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I was in the break room with my colleagues and our awful boss. As ever, he was talking trash, convinced that his jokes were actually funny. The window was open, and it was chilly. As he walked by it, I mangled my words and said, "Cedric, could you please shut your mouth?" FML

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Sunday 20 February 2011 0:34

it ain't easy bein cheezy :)

Charlottey 1

Sunday 20 February 2011 2:41

Today I was trying to have lunch when my young stupid co worker came in. I mean, i was just trying to eat my lunch? I have breathing problems, and he starts to think I'm aroused by him.. he wishes! Then he rushes out the room because apparently I smell but I actually shower every day and it was just my cheese sandwich. Then he posted about me on FML. FML!

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letsgetPHYSICAL 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 0:52

Discreetly push him into a running shower. Always works when my dog smells bad.

caitlin21holly 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 0:54

ewe that's just plain disgusting. yuck

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 20 February 2011 1:00

Dear god, how ******* hard is it to take a shower!

testthecoal 5

Sunday 20 February 2011 1:04

zombies <3 him. Any fat, loud and flavored person is their friend

Jizwold 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 20:25

I want that picture to be real

emodude44 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 1:05

Wow. Does he even ******* shower?

TheFamilyGuy 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 1:12

would you like some cheese with that whine? ;D...

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Sunday 20 February 2011 1:15

oh them fat ppl....lol :-P

smokindagoo 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 1:18

worked with a guy once , who i was told his name was **** breath on my firstday and pretty much everyone called him **** breath . i didnt know his name was joe for months till i seen him clock out and looked at his time card. i dont know if he had a medical issue or what but he never did anything about it even with everyone calling him **** breath. its smelled like canned cat food and steaming trash in the sun

lordcaliburx 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 2:43

wouldn't it smell like **** ?

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 20 February 2011 1:42

So he walked in and started breathing heavily? What makes you say it's perverted? He's fat and old I would be surprised if he didn't make a huffing noise..

Charlottey 1

Sunday 20 February 2011 2:41

reaver24 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 9:49

win

reaver24 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 9:49

win

tahoegirl93 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 13:53

I agree with you, people are too quick to harshly judge others without first having all the facts. And people wonder why there are so many people out there suffering from depression:(