Miscellaneous: Today, while on my run, I saw a middle-aged man sleeping near...

By runandmope - 29/07/2010 03:00 - United States

Today, while on my run, I saw a middle-aged man sleeping near a business condo. I approached him and asked if he was "ok." He grabbed my leg, held onto it with a death-grip, and moped about how horrible his life was - for ten minutes. At least the weather was nice. FML

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You deserved it 8 956

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You OK dude?

By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, while working as a hotel guard, I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes, I realized he was dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 195

You deserved it 10 910

By anonymous - 20/12/2010 11:23

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 114

You deserved it 3 268

Not loving it

By jen - 14/03/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 150

You deserved it 39 590

Weirdo alert

By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 04:26 - United States

Today, while running, a man ran up next to me and started jogging with me. He asked if he could run with me and I said yes. Later, when I told him I was going home, he followed me home. When I asked him to leave, he sat down on my lawn in protest. He has been there for over 4 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 267

You deserved it 8 444

By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 00:01

Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 968

You deserved it 128

By bill - 24/10/2012 11:14 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 012

You deserved it 2 686

Asshole

By WetWalking - 21/03/2013 13:31 - United States - Tyler

Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 206

You deserved it 3 765

By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 686

You deserved it 3 989

By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 738

You deserved it 865 778

By bet a woman would've been thanked - 07/05/2013 20:21 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 122

You deserved it 3 111

gogo_speedracer 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:20

Awww! It was nice of you to listen for 10 minutes!

omega802 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:15

awwww he likes u

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StingrayV 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:26

At least you made his day by being his free Dr. Phil. Hooray for you OP.

teamsleep22 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:27

ya and you had to stay and listen... you dumb ******* idiot.

SettoFail 9

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:45

yeah that's what I thought why the hell didn't he walk away

Juillet_fml 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:29

At least he didn't go on the computer and moan and groan like you just did..

wookie615 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:50

if he was sitting outside then he probably doesn't have a computer. duh

ChrissyRawr 0

Friday 30 July 2010 20:57

Homeless people don't have computers

Hwikek 2

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:29

Most peculiar

Sarah__Louise 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:31

awww bless him, i would have pulled my leg away though it would have freaked me out...

DemonicFatty 2

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:30

Be glad he didn't want to finish the pain of life to the both of you!

teamsleep22 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:31

are u talking to me 33?

Sarah__Louise 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:32

i think hes talking to op :)

too_dopee 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:32

mmm dont talk to strangerss people are creepers these dayss.

DemonicFatty 2

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:34

so is that hello kitty on your face

teamsleep22 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:34

All these little high schoolers on here. isn't it time for bed....

too_dopee 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:40

nooo the hellokitty is in my hand?

DemonicFatty 2

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:49

but in front of your face

too_dopee 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:54

well whats wrong with that?

BananaSticker 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 10:19

hello kitty is a girl. creepers are normally dudes.

DemonicFatty 2

Thursday 29 July 2010 17:42

hello kitty is a creeper. trust me.

teriberri 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:34

Wow op that was sweet...well kind of...:)

heyjenn 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:37

did he tell you about the bomb he was hiding? or did you just tune him out?

Jonsey92 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:38

*** ur legs life?

wookie615 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:51

how old is your girlfriend? shvifty five!!!!!

BananaSticker 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 10:22

wookie deserves all the banana stickers like ever! :D

Jonsey92 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 12:37

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Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

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You deserved it 7 572

Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

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You deserved it 38 932

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Today, I learned why my ex dumped me. Her current boyfriend asked her out every single day for a year and a half on Facebook. She figured that if he was that committed, he must really like her. She didn't even meet him until right before she dumped me. They knew nothing almost about each other when they hooked up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 179

You deserved it 132

Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 075

You deserved it 68 635

Today, my husband decided to imitate Borat and shout "Very Nice! I Excite!" while having sex. He's also decided that it was ingenious and does it every single time, the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 626

You deserved it 5 445

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later, I got a text saying, "I just dropped the bitch off, I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I later asked him about it. He said, "Megan, I have no idea what you're talking about." My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 290 219

You deserved it 143 329

Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 503

You deserved it 7 445

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 494

You deserved it 9 976

Same thing different taste

You OK dude?

Not loving it

Weirdo alert

Asshole

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