Work: Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all... - FML

By AAA guy - 04/02/2015 16:02 - United States

Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML

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By Dani - 12/01/2010 21:51 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 04:50 - United States - Clifton

Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML

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Dumbass

By .... - 17/04/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML

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Stranded

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 10:00 - United States

Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML

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Long walk home

By zoe - 15/07/2022 22:00

Today, I got locked out of a building that I work in (I work night shifts). I locked my phone, wallet, and car keys in the building. I had no way of contacting my boss or getting a ride. I had to walk home at night, almost got hit by a car full of dudes yelling slurs, and had a woman scream at me from the passenger seat of a car. FML

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Emzinatorbot 26

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:02

The irony is real

colby6666 43

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:56

"Hello?" "Yeah...Hey Steve, uh," "Really Mike? Again? This is the third time this month."

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spicyclubsauce 13

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:33

Aahhhhhahahahahahahaaahahahaaaaaasssssss

Randen_FML95 9

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:33

I actually have a key attached to my key chain on my pants so I never get locked out as well as use a spare key to drive the vehicle.

RobinGoodfellow 47

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:38

Was this while you were aiding someone with their own car problems? I'm trying to tally how many people witnessed your embarrassing irony, including colleagues who presumably had to come rescue you.

colby6666 43

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:56

"Hello?" "Yeah...Hey Steve, uh," "Really Mike? Again? This is the third time this month."

Ethan_Anonymous 28

Thursday 5 February 2015 1:26

I can feel the irony

gearhead369 20

Thursday 5 February 2015 1:26

Pretty damn ironic, don't Ya think? Haha spare me......

PenguinBitch 43

Thursday 5 February 2015 1:28

Better call BBB.

PainOfDemise 11

Thursday 5 February 2015 1:37

At least they should let you in for free, right?

wvcheesehead 13

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:13

A fellow in a wheelchair provides this lockout service locally, he calls himself Cripple A. Makes people a little uncomfortable calling him.

redivivus13 6

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:35

Who does AAA call?...

HighasaCloud 46

Thursday 5 February 2015 3:15

Ghostbusters

elyssa112 6

Thursday 5 February 2015 5:01

They call themselves ... They obviously would have another truck come out . Simple ..

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