By Shirley - 15/02/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML
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muahzzbaybee 0

break up with him

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baronjman 2

he should "get used to" not having a GF anymore......you can do better

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itsme88 0

He should get used to being single. Dump his ass.

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Princess_Star 0

Your FML should be about the two and a half years that you've wasted on your now ex-boyfriend. You should leave him immediately, forget his number, and dump everything he's ever given you in a box on his doorstep.

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myfriend_youfail 3

Dumping everything off would be too polite. I say, bring all the shit he gave her to his house, and burn it in the driveway.

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buttshapedfruit 0

I wlda bitch slapped him ad said "bitch, I run this shit!"

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lostfaithinpppl 19

YDI only if you stay with him after this. Otherwise, FYL

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onnielief 4

And he mentioned this after 2,5 years? Honey, that is one abusive sob in the making. Leave the bastard!

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yottskry 0

So leave him and find someone who lives in the 21st century?

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some_girl9 8

I hope to God you're moving on to a new guy, and kicking this jackass to the curb. Because if not, THEN it's a YDI. And by the way, all the people on here agreeing with this sexist ****, how's the lonely single life treating you? Has the carpal tunnel flared up lately?

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ATALEOFTWOCITIES 0

@#183 single life for me is...nonexistent. no carpal tunnel, beautiful girlfriend. thanks for asking. the trick is finding women who like being on the bottom. then just let sex be the control issue. hahaha,.

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Maddoctor 10

^ You my good sir deserve to have your dick on a permanent leash (controlled by your beautiful girlfriend of course). But this is all coming from an on-top type of girl. I control sex, my boyfriend doesn't have to do anything; it's a win-win.

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withered 30

Damn. You are desperate for attention.

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91_92_93Gal 0

That is bad, dump the guy. He obviously thinks he owns you.

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twinb76 7

and did you tell him to f**k off? seriously, you need to dump his moronic ass!!

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Paradoodle 5

ok lol Id stay with the guy maybe two more days just to agree with him at first and then have an opinion and not be his slave for the two days just to piss him off lol

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