By imy - 18/10/2011 15:01 - United States

Spicy
Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 145
You deserved it 9 473

Same thing different taste

Comments

jallred254 4

Whoa! What an intelligent comment 51! I tremble in awe at your beautifully written comment, wishing I could do the same...

leadman1989 15

Oh c'mon you got that song stuck in my head. My mom caught me singing "you wanna do it in my but? In my but?" She's like --- :0

jallred254 4

Uhm. Say you have a Chinese exchange student staying with you? Maybe? D: Probably a sticky situation.

Because in some Asian languages, R's are L's or something, so pressure would be like plessure, and since it's a verbal thing, it would sound like pleasure.

yourlifeisbetter_fml 0

You mean he gave his Chinese exchange student rectal exams, too?

That's backwards. L to r not r to l. Oh, and you're racist

kablooey_01 3

did you honestly mean to say pressure?

higgy6969 7

Did you honestly just ask that question? YDI!

Were your rubber gloves ribbed for her pleasure?

leadman1989 15

They're also flavored. C'mon nobody remebers that one. ;)