Intimacy: Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient,...

By imy - 18/10/2011 15:01 - United States

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

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By Sorry, Doc - 10/09/2022 01:30

Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2013 16:51 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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Tough

By prostate - 08/06/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

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By instinct - 12/06/2013 03:06 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML

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By shocked - 25/08/2011 18:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of my upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML

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Delusional

By why - 06/11/2020 23:01

Today, I was at work. I had a male patient expose himself to me. He then apologized and said he thought that's what I wanted. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me "have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "you mean with other people?" FML

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By dr mamour - 30/01/2013 21:57 - France - Paris

Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML

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By manlyman - 05/04/2009 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

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Miss_Kristen 10

Tuesday 18 October 2011 19:48

Giggity

brndnzchry 1

Tuesday 18 October 2011 19:50

Did he then pleasure you with a rectal exam of his own?

Comments

Feklfekl2222 32

Tuesday 18 October 2011 20:15

Freudian slip by any chance?

arin2009 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 8:31

Its pikachu!!!! Random I know !!!!!!!!!! And yes I'm really that excited !!!!!

Feklfekl2222 32

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:33

It's not pikachu it's pika-cat.

zyron7568 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 20:24

Derp! Lol that would be really awkward!

pinkspaceboundro 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 20:25

Why would she make her husband go with her? Odd....

TheFinestWannabe 3

Tuesday 18 October 2011 22:41

A chaperone is need, so no funny business happens...

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 18 October 2011 23:29

Only if it's a male doctor. My gyno is female, so she doesn't need to have an assistant in the room with us. I also find it strange that the husband was in the room. It's not like a sonogram looking at their baby. But to each their own in what couples want to show one another. (:

starburst7596 14

Wednesday 19 October 2011 7:38

So the doctor does try anything sneaky

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 19 October 2011 16:01

Usually they have a nurse for that. I was surprised too, that the husband was there. Perhaps he was looking for pointers. OP, did the husband grin at your faux pas, or seem to start paying extra attention? OP: Ok you may start to feel a little pleasure,.... damn. I meant pressure. Hubby: Hold on there doc, you're doing it wrong. Lemme show you. Wife: Damn!, not that little thing again!.

mspeacock 6

Wednesday 19 October 2011 21:46

Maybe they're into that type of thing.

Snafuusmc 12

Tuesday 18 October 2011 20:26

Seems shitty..

twirlingqueen4u 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 22:41

That'd be a shitty situation

perdix 29

Tuesday 18 October 2011 20:28

I guess the husband's going to learn whether he needs to learn to toss her salad. Or has permission to cum in through the back door.

NObeeS 7

Tuesday 18 October 2011 20:29

Lol

leadman1989 15

Tuesday 18 October 2011 20:32

Doc?

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 18 October 2011 21:51

Nope, wasn't me. I always make sure my mouth and brain are firmly connected before speaking to patients, especially when they are in, shall we say, compromising positions.

HomeAl0ne 20

Tuesday 18 October 2011 23:27

Yeah, but I bet from now on if you ever are in that situation, that sentence is going to pop into your head...

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 19 October 2011 16:04

I can just see the sweat of anticipation rolling down docBastards cheeks (which ones) as the sentence that he dreads comes looming into his mind. Just then, Mrs DocB bursts into the room, screaming "What the *&@#! is going on here?!"