Miscellaneous: Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones...

By Solemnwishing - 13/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with my family. My parents didn't want me to hear what they were talking about so they decided they would spell out the words so I wouldn't understand. I didn't. FML

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By Cerezo - 22/11/2009 15:39 - Guatemala

Today, as I woke up early to do my physics homework, I heard my parents talk about how big a disappointment I am for them. They discussed how stupid, immature and how big a burden I was. They knew I was listening. FML

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Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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By Joel_mama - 27/07/2009 01:12 - New Zealand

Today, while driving home with my parents. I pretended to be asleep so mum wouldn't talk to me. They then took this time to describe what they were going to do to each other when they got home. In full detail. FML

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By mississippi123 - 06/08/2012 05:41 - United States - Fullerton

Today, I discovered how pathetically introverted I am when during a car ride with my family, I said, "I really like this song" and my parents gasped because they didn't realize I was in the back seat. And I'm their only child. FML

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Toxic people

By Anonymous - 05/10/2022 17:30

Today, I went out with my parents and a family friend. After saying goodbye to the friend and as soon as the elevator doors shut, my parents started trash-talking the friend's looks, stature, choice of clothes, etc. Now I understand a lot about my education growing up. FML

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By anon - 04/06/2009 11:35 - United States

Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML

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Cool moves

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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Kids, it doesn't get any better

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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Just stop

By Home sick - 04/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML

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Turtles 0

Monday 13 July 2009 23:08

You were riding ...on your car?

FML_FYL_YDI 0

Monday 13 July 2009 23:05

#1, it might be the girl's fault she's overweight, but her family should not talk about this fact so cruelly- and laugh at her! Especially with her in the car.

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beastroish 0

Thursday 31 May 2012 13:04

Wow why so many hateful comments??? That's not cool. What happened to op sucks and it was hurtful especially their own parents. Y all DI for saying mean things.

jboyajian86 1

Tuesday 26 June 2012 17:48

Lose some weight and don't ignore your parents fatty

aksweetheart 7

Tuesday 11 September 2012 6:58

I think they knew that you weren't really listening to music so they started talking about you to purposefully upset you, and they were laughing because they knew you could hear them and that you wouldnt like hearing them say those things about you. Or theyre just douchebags. :D

chrisp87 11

Wednesday 23 January 2013 5:46

YDI

wuzuppipol_fml 2

Wednesday 3 April 2013 8:03

Omg. I would say something nasty

Sarcastism 3

Wednesday 26 June 2013 11:36

There are few hundred times you've talked bad about your parents... Whether they are present or not. Putting a headphone and pretending you're listening is also very rude of you. So you deserve it completely. Get your fat ass out and do something like walking, simple exercise and foods with proper nutrition. Because if you do not, your life gonna be FYL for a very very very long time.. Oh don't try to put some slow nutrition shit, because those have solutions. Stop making excuses and change your perspective.