Health: Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced...

By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 19:15 - Italy - Catanzaro

Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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By stitchesupmyass - 01/11/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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By deerling - 06/03/2019 18:00

Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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By scaryhairy - 04/11/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 01:32 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML

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By anonymous - 04/08/2015 20:56 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML

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By Eleanor - 19/02/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I tripped and fell on my open dishwasher, right onto a carving knife. I'm mostly ok, except that my nipple has been sliced neatly in half. Seriously, the two halves keep flapping open like a little mouth. It would be funnier if it wasn't so painful. FML

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anon80214 15

Saturday 23 March 2013 3:08

Just reading that made me cringe. FYL, op.

madisonnnnn13 11

Saturday 23 March 2013 3:13

Because one period at a time just isn't enough.

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imvee5599 7

Saturday 23 March 2013 4:03

Crap,I'm scared to shave now.

Cut3yPi3 7

Saturday 23 March 2013 4:04

OOOuchy

TheElBurrrito 21

Monday 25 March 2013 6:35

Now is not the time for the "OOh" face.

PuggieKid 22

Saturday 23 March 2013 4:12

Sorry... Can you repeat yourself?

KayleeT 9

Saturday 23 March 2013 4:19

Umm I'm pretty sure if you slices your ******* area with a razor, you wouldn't be a happy camper. Stop bitching.

wvcheesehead1 9

Saturday 23 March 2013 4:21

Try straddling a frozen ham or turkey, it should dull the pain and stop the bleeding.

suumbuum 13

Saturday 23 March 2013 4:21

Ouch I feel ya

Shinara101 14

Saturday 23 March 2013 4:22

I cringed when I read that. I'm so sorry!

ksks1234 33

Saturday 23 March 2013 4:25

You can pick up an electric razor for the nether regions for $20. I am clumsy and careless, so I bought one for this reason, not one single cut.

Blue329 15

Saturday 23 March 2013 4:30

Bless you're soul with the pain you have to live for, for the next couple of days.

Neyuu 18

Saturday 23 March 2013 19:06

Your*

merpgir 7

Saturday 23 March 2013 4:45

I did that once. Shaving.close.to my butt. Not a good time. I had to sit on a wet rag for half an hour

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