Health: Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced...

By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 19:15 - Italy - Catanzaro

Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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By stitchesupmyass - 01/11/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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By deerling - 06/03/2019 18:00

Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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By scaryhairy - 04/11/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 01:32 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML

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By anonymous - 04/08/2015 20:56 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML

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By Eleanor - 19/02/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I tripped and fell on my open dishwasher, right onto a carving knife. I'm mostly ok, except that my nipple has been sliced neatly in half. Seriously, the two halves keep flapping open like a little mouth. It would be funnier if it wasn't so painful. FML

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Saturday 23 March 2013 3:08

Just reading that made me cringe. FYL, op.

madisonnnnn13 11

Saturday 23 March 2013 3:13

Because one period at a time just isn't enough.

Comments

ilovebacteria 6

Saturday 23 March 2013 16:59

I don't know why, but the phrase "nether regions"makes me laugh uncontrollably.

buckeyed 20

Saturday 23 March 2013 17:06

75-women can like women too, so theres your answer. and im sorry women hitting on you is so terrible...

KweenChelly 6

Saturday 23 March 2013 17:09

Heyyyyy!! This has happened to Me!!!

RKD 23

Saturday 23 March 2013 17:19

Good God! Screw being embarassed, go to the emergency room! Or whatever you have in Italy-cutting yourself down there can be dangerous-I knew a guy almost bled out because he cut himself trying to shave his nether parts!

surfergirl72 7

Saturday 23 March 2013 19:33

Waxings not much better. :( Apply pressure and an ice pack. Feel better & buy an electric trimmer!

unixdude 9

Saturday 23 March 2013 20:36

I cut my vag! Quick - to FML for a post!

TeAwesomeOpossum 2

Saturday 23 March 2013 21:27

You should change your city from Calabria to Cut-labia!

SmosherMe 6

Sunday 24 March 2013 1:39

I see what you did there.

SmosherMe 6

Sunday 24 March 2013 1:41

I think its becoming a fashion to cut one's genitalia whilst shaving.

marcsyo 11

Sunday 24 March 2013 1:49

Pro tip: don't shave there. Seriously why does everyone need to shave pubes nowadays, it's better we get used to our natural selves then become reliant on lolita bodies.

charvisioku 22

Monday 25 March 2013 1:45

Pro tip: it's not your place to tell OP whether to shave her pubes off or not. Besides, preaching about "lolita bodies" (lmao seriously, dude?) is going to do absolutely nothing to stop people modifying their bodies however they see fit.