Kids: Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because...

By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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By Kronic - 02/07/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML

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Stranger danger

By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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By jessi - 02/12/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

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Call CPS, quick

By jessloveskate - 22/06/2022 12:00

Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

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Straight to jail

By anon - 15/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

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By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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By VDM - 03/06/2013 21:16 - France - Poissy

Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him overpriced candy at the airport that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase. The interrogation was not pleasant. FML

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Great day out

By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 19:32 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML

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By Bratty son - 23/10/2012 04:25 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML

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Monday 16 July 2012 2:36

A** whipping time

Sandsh8rk 36

Monday 16 July 2012 2:35

Kids these days...

Comments

AzzieC 12

Monday 16 July 2012 3:58

My mom wud have literally killed me if I did that ur kid has it easy

AznSamoan52 10

Monday 16 July 2012 4:00

Hey, sorry if I sound like a creep, but I love your pic!!!!!! :D

Bekll 31

Monday 16 July 2012 11:44

Literally kill you? That's murder. No mother in her right mind would kill her own child.

outoftown 26

Monday 16 July 2012 4:02

Unless the boy liked seeing his dad harmed, as well as the boy's own talk with the police, I'm thinking he learned a good lesson about actions and consequences here. But if the boy did like it, uh-oh ... OP really has trouble.

m1989_fml 10

Monday 16 July 2012 4:03

And THIS is why I firmly believe in whipping a kid's ass. No, I'm not saying BEAT your child, I'm talking about old-fashioned spanking. I got 'whoopins' throughout my childhood, and I know it did me some good! lol.

animal50199 10

Monday 16 July 2012 4:04

Send him to baby bootcamp. That should straighten him out.

Brownie101abc 7

Monday 16 July 2012 4:05

He needs more than a time out

kimg0885 23

Monday 16 July 2012 4:06

Throat punch the kid! No not really but he defiantly needs some stricter form of punishment. I see boot camp in his future.

shoecrazy 5

Monday 16 July 2012 4:10

I would beat the crap out of him when we got home

gracehi 31

Monday 16 July 2012 4:15

I would never have DARED do such a thing, even at six. My dad invented the can of whoop ass. Sounds like it's time to open that good ol' can on your kid. Not to mention donate his game console and all his games to charity, and ground him in his room for a week on a diet of bread and water. That's what I would do, anyway.