Kids: Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because...

By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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By Kronic - 02/07/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML

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Stranger danger

By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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By jessi - 02/12/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

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Call CPS, quick

By jessloveskate - 22/06/2022 12:00

Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

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Straight to jail

By anon - 15/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

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By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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By VDM - 03/06/2013 21:16 - France - Poissy

Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him overpriced candy at the airport that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase. The interrogation was not pleasant. FML

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Great day out

By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 19:32 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML

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By Bratty son - 23/10/2012 04:25 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML

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Monday 16 July 2012 2:36

A** whipping time

Sandsh8rk 36

Monday 16 July 2012 2:35

Kids these days...

Comments

icemand90 17

Monday 16 July 2012 5:21

this is what happens when youbdont spank your children, or discipline them at all. YDI for not being tougher (parent of 4 boys) if people could spank their kids this shit wouldn't happen. N.B consistency is key to any discipline :)

LoveOfHate 4

Monday 16 July 2012 5:23

Beat that ass!!!!!

meekthekit 6

Monday 16 July 2012 5:26

My kids will never pull anything like that, I swear it. They'll know to behave.

McNoLovin2012 0

Monday 16 July 2012 5:26

I would have popped my son & the person who wanted to be super save a h**

icemand90 17

Monday 16 July 2012 5:26

@95 there is a difference between "spanking" and "beating" spanking being a form of discipline and beating being a form of physical abuse.

iamsolid 11

Monday 16 July 2012 6:00

I know! im saying a spanking is fine, but there is no need to beat the child..simply get rid of the console and all the video games until he learns.

CeeCee_fml 16

Monday 16 July 2012 5:32

This is when you make an A-Ok with your fingers and pluck him right in the nose.

gaysunshine 8

Monday 16 July 2012 5:32

Is it just me or is it weird that a 6 year old would care about a video game that bad??? Who at 6 has a console??

candiicane 12

Monday 16 July 2012 9:23

Lots of kids these days do. Hell I think my cousin gave me her gameboy when I was around 6 because she got a gameboy colour and didn't need the old one anymore, and that was 15 years ago.