By quirrus - 07/05/2012 09:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML
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Comet_Candy 23

That is just disgusting...

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Heather645 5

Wow, and your still with him?

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Comments

gabybilyk 5

Make him look at your ****** then piss on him see if he laughs becuz he did the same thing ;)

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jerrywayne 5

While he's asleep in bed put a set mouse trap on his phone and call him... That'll show him who the boss is

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andrewsgirl2010 7

I seriously love your comments! Haha :)

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SoultheWolf 19

That is ******* disgusting! If my boyfriend had done that to me I would've punched him in the nuts without hesitation. I hope you did the same.

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JaH420 0

Damn! My girlfriend would have ripped my penis off if I did that!! Poor you!:(

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eman1972 4

Hi rather be pissed off. Lol

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sidviciousmum 3

Awwww he sounds fun , nothing wrong with that , it's kinky!!!

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bearyteary 2

Should've squeezed it and twisted. Then say, "Now there's something wrong with it."

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