Intimacy: Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something...

By quirrus - 07/05/2012 09:42 - United States

Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By rashree - 13/02/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML

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By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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By itwaswarm - 25/09/2015 21:04 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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Size Queen

By Anonymous - 11/11/2019 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she took the shower head and started spraying my penis with it. I asked her, "What are you doing?" Her response, "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

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By bathtime - 21/12/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

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Firehose

By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 06:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

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Comet_Candy 23

Monday 7 May 2012 15:28

That is just disgusting...

Heather645 5

Monday 7 May 2012 15:28

Wow, and your still with him?

Comments

klatt 8

Tuesday 8 May 2012 0:00

I would be moving out as fast as I moved in !!

klatt 8

Tuesday 8 May 2012 0:03

Next time he goes down on you return the favor 8-)

drewbugg 5

Tuesday 8 May 2012 0:16

Good luck!

chantellenative 0

Tuesday 8 May 2012 0:20

Lmao. Why did you even look? :&

NNR 0

Tuesday 8 May 2012 0:25

The first two things that should of poped in your head is he is eather going to piss on me or bust a n•t

DuffleBagHero 4

Tuesday 8 May 2012 0:27

I think you guys are taking this too seriously . So what many people pee in the shower-it goes down the drain and you never see it again . Plus if it was dirty , you clean it . I clean mines every like 5 weeks . It's not like your taking a bubble bath in your pee residue . If it's a standing shower, get over it

Breezy4sheezy 2

Tuesday 8 May 2012 0:42

(singing) Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love. I done even want none of the above. I want to piss on you, yes I do, that's what I'ma do, I'ma pee on you!

l23VIVE 17

Tuesday 8 May 2012 0:43

Bazinga...

DuRpY 5

Tuesday 8 May 2012 0:53

The old is-there-something-odd-about-my-penis-go-ahead-and-take-a-closer-look-i-promise-i-won't-golden-shower-your-face-you-gullible-bitch trick ehh? Works every single time!