By quirrus - 07/05/2012 09:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML
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Comet_Candy 23

That is just disgusting...

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Heather645 5

Wow, and your still with him?

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vbmg152 18

If it were me, the last sentence would be; "I just moved out!!" Not kidding, that's gross & you're gonna live with him? If you stay, Y.D.I. for staying with a dirty S.O.B.

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efemel94 7

When I shower I shoot water of my finger and also collect water and make big splashes. Come at me

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zues70 4

Fart in his face next time he eats at the Y...

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jayhawkchik 4

Please don't breed with that douchbag.

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ashleyiowa12 3

omg r u freaking kidding me??? Id dump his ass, thats just plain disgusting.

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joker72401 1

Your face is "plain disgusting." I'd piss on it!

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leemariex3 0

Dirt bag ????he obviously has no respect for u

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Malicteal 21

I don't know how you found time to post this. You know, with the whole finding another place to live because your boyfriend is a disgusting pig, thing.

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Mademoiselle_fml 34

My boyfriend once peed on my leg in the shower, which was okay cause he said he was "marking his territory" and it was kinda cute :p well, to me anyway. But in the face? Bleh all in your mouth and eyes and ugh that's just not cute at all >.> I would've punched his balls

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