By Anonymous - 15/02/2011 19:28 - United States

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Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
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gregoriit 4

i would say you life sucks, but no sucking seems to be going on, so am not sure what to press. =(

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lilmissy1290 0

if this bothers you then get a new boyfriend

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ohSNAPyall 26

Bite him. He should have realized you're the one with the jaws.

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notsoluckypup 12

BITE THAT SHARK!!! xD

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iguer001 0

hahaha you should of snapped at it and said you were the shark. lol

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