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By Anonymous - 15/02/2011 19:28 - United States

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Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
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gregoriit 4

i would say you life sucks, but no sucking seems to be going on, so am not sure what to press. =(

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sourgirl101 28

New game of getting a little skully? Your boyfriend seems funny!(: Personally, I get chills thinking about the Jaw theme music. It is scary to me.

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JetRyan 0

this is hilarious. haha :)

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kei1108 13

XD hahahaha that's disgusting!!!! ahahahaa

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iloveboyswittats 10

Why is that disgusting? Sex needs to be fun. My boyfriend does stuff like that and I laugh than give him what he wants. Get over it OP

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monnanon 13

If it was already a sexual situation then ok it may have been funny but I would be pretty pissed if i was sitting around watching tv and my bf decided to waggle his bits in my face. Theres so many better ways to start off sex.

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muchagente 5

report the ******* rapist to the police!

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iloveboyswittats 10

Where exactly does it say rape in the FML? did we read the same thing?

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jjusn 0

Rapist? You my friend are douche bag of the year.

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muchagente 5

penetration without consent is rape and nothing else

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veritoswty6 14

just no way.. rape? can you be more serious??!

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amyleebenz 2

...how is that rape? you, my friend, are a moron.

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meowmeowwkitty 0

fa shoooo I would of if it was my bfs dick lmao ;) def not a Fml

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jagd 0

better save the sea men that are trapped in there by sucking them out. if you know what I mean

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1eyedmonster 0

bitch just because you don't know how to take a joke and/or suck dick don't mean she gotta end her relationship

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5t3ff1k4h 44

1. Some people don't see those types of "jokes" as appropriate. Everyone's sense of humour is different. So, you can't criticize her for not thinking a dick-slap in the face is funny. 2. Not every girl likes to/wants to suck dick. No girl "has" to. They choose to. They should not be forced. How would you like it if you were against eating a girl out, but she forced you to anyhow? Yeah, I didn't think you'd like that situation.

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krazy_glu3 0

I really don't see why she should dump him over something like that. I would just laugh!!! gawd knows how much crap she's done to him that he didn't like.. seems like OP has a joker as her bf.. she should accept it and laugh. nobody was harmed so what's the problem here?

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daaron 3

no that's stupid girls are so difficult when it comes to guys need WTF were human we have more stress then u guys so we want a ******** once a while what's wrong with that you ain't giving anything else your holding back buts that u guys my gf omg yes thank you

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