By Anonymous - 15/02/2011 19:28 - United States

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Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
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gregoriit 4

i would say you life sucks, but no sucking seems to be going on, so am not sure what to press. =(

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Comments

tinfire 0

that made me laugh out loud haha u know u liked it lol

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meowmeowwkitty 0

you just want her too

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enoughgrace 4

at least he didn't pull it out and call it Excalibur!

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JenL_fml 7

Now THAT would be most unfortunate. Heh heh.

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hideyoself 4

When you cage the shark, he comes out in beast mode.

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stayawakee 0

That's actually pretty funny. Learn to have a sense of humor.

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BloodyHeel 8

I'd honestly love to see 91 big fat men get out their dicks and attack your face with them. God that would be nice. And obviously you'd love it too, cos of your great sense of humour.

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stayawakee 0

..... What does that have to do with this FML?

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