By Anonymous - 15/02/2011 19:28 - United States

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Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
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gregoriit 4

i would say you life sucks, but no sucking seems to be going on, so am not sure what to press. =(

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madisonwilson10 0

umm how is this an FML? this is just freaking hilarious!!!!

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HappyCynic 0

Let the shark in the "cave" ;)

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Storm27 3

haha that is great. this one made me laugh out loud

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skyeyez9 24

What's hilarious: I'm picturing you sitting there in shock thinking "oh mah gawd" while your bf rubs and pokes his **** all over your face!

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dorkasaurusROAR 7

That's what I thought.. I guess some people think it's funny but if someone did that to me they'd get hurt. Haha.

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taylor0870 0

did he sing the theme song and move side to side?? da-na, da-na, da-na

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lalagirl912 0

did you punch the tip? you know if you punch the nose of a shark it'll go away..

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TheB0a 5

lolZ. I wonder if that's even true...

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millionaire93 0

oh my god. I think I peed my pants laughing at this lol hahahahahahahahahaah

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