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By Anonymous - 15/02/2011 19:28 - United States

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Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
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gregoriit 4

i would say you life sucks, but no sucking seems to be going on, so am not sure what to press. =(

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harbqll 0

Sounds like someone needs to get their lazy ass up off the sofa and do their job!

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22cute 17

What a jerk. Why do you put up with that? watch a bunch of trolls say it's funny & what's your problem? know why? It's because their only sexual encounters with women have been rejection!

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Ryujin_fml 0

how does this make him a jerk. sounds like you have no sexual experience because you get rejected every time. my advice is to grow up and get some humor.

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undeadqueen528 0

o wow your so cool the best insult you have is troll. pathetic. you obviously have no sense of humor.

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Ryujin_fml 0

I am cool. thanks for the compliment. you're right 22cute is pathetic and needs a sense of humor.

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lolitaababy 0

hes so romantic ^_^

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pmar96 0

alrite listen coming from a guy this is good advice wen ur boyfriend comes over to u and takes his **** out ur supposed to grasp it with ur hands and put it in ur mouth nd suck it if u resist like u did things like getting stabbed in the face with a **** happen

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madisonwilson10 0

umm how is this an FML? that's just freaking hilarious!!!!

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yomama97 5

that's adoreably funny!!!!! xD

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