Embarrassing and Work: Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my... - FML

By number2 - 18/10/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

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By anon - 15/08/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, my phone rang during a meeting. I quickly silenced it, and put it in my pocket. A few minutes later, my boss’s phone rang. It was me, butt-dialing him while we were sitting in the same room. He answered and asked if I had something urgent to discuss. I did not. FML

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By BigMouth McRedface - 14/05/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, I was rushing to leave work and get home because I really had to use the bathroom. My phone rang and I thought it was my husband, so I answered by saying, "I really have to poop." Yep, not my husband. It was one of my employees, who has the same name. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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By yuen - 16/06/2009 14:59 - Australia

Today, I went to take a shit and found my boss shaving in the toilet. While in the cubicle, he asked me about my work and the conversation lasted 15 minutes. I stayed in there even though I'd finished shitting after 5 minutes, during which 3 people heard my progress report while shitting next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2024 17:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML

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We heard you

By PeePee - 03/07/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML

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By Username - 18/02/2011 09:33

Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML

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By Sonic - 15/01/2010 16:50 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call while in the bathroom with all the important people in my district. I thought my phone was on mute, so I took the opportunity to flush the toilet. Turns out, that my phone wasn't on mute, and everyone heard it. I'm the only one who was on the conference call outside of work. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 20:27 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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evaki1 12

Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:27

Boss: Hello?? Op: ARGHHHHHH HMPHHH

every1luvsboners 11

Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:29

Talking shit to your boss isn't a good way to move up the corporate ladder. Although battle ***** might just do the trick.

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kaykay20 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 7:51

Why don't people lock their phone? Most phones should have such a feature so this butt dialing won't happen.

Poetaster 10

Tuesday 18 October 2011 7:55

"errr .. Boss? Just about finished with editing that paperwork you requested. Yes sir! I would be happy to leave it on your desk when I'm done. I just have to clean up a bit of it because it's kinda crappy work.

CyonideCyns 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 7:59

Your name, what you did to it... I see it :) I would add a poo pun... But those aren't funny anymore :(

Nolnah 14

Tuesday 18 October 2011 8:14

sit on the toilet, sit on the toilet and flush

The_creator_fml 2

Tuesday 18 October 2011 8:16

Boss "im glad you called son, you know your my #2 man"

dcg1375 7

Tuesday 18 October 2011 8:22

Another FML that I call Bullshit...never happened. Great scenario though...

Lookinforlove10 1

Tuesday 18 October 2011 8:26

Im sorry but thats just funny as shit. You should of been like heyyyy potty buddy!

Eggers 2

Tuesday 18 October 2011 8:51

i fking love that game

ChantelRenaeee 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 9:11

He probably thought the call was important.

Jamicianprince 1

Tuesday 18 October 2011 11:52

I know you get bitched out on here because of you age I do to I am 13 too know how you feel

Chazzasaurus 5

Tuesday 18 October 2011 9:27

That feels like a MLIA hahaha that's pretty awesome

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