Miscellaneous: Today, while sleeping, my foot was stabbed by something in my...

By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 07:35 - Canada

Today, while sleeping, my foot was stabbed by something in my bed and I woke up to it bleeding. I looked around for the cause and found nothing. Now I'm afraid to go to sleep because it might happen again. FML

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By azurekitten - 07/06/2021 07:59

Today, I once again woke up to find a huge gash on the back of my foot with blood pouring out. Turns out, I scratched it with my other toenail in my sleep. This is the ninth time this has happened. FML

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By sashimi9999 - 07/02/2014 01:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 20:24 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML

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By Ringo McDingo - 26/03/2012 04:31 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML

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By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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Panic!

By Bleach dat Blood - 20/07/2015 03:02

Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML

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By erianne - 07/05/2018 15:00

Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML

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By Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

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Shine on

By owmyfoot - 24/02/2014 02:22 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across the carpet to feel it. It wasn't until it was deeply lodged in my foot did I realize it was an open safety pin. FML

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By IVOaf - 26/02/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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Tsunami87 17

Monday 19 December 2011 15:53

Watch out! Freddy Krueger is about!

qazaq 1

Monday 19 December 2011 15:50

Toe nail?

Comments

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 19 December 2011 19:29

Maybe it was a really long/sharp toenail. Have you cut them recently? :D

bubo_fml 10

Monday 19 December 2011 19:34

Check to see if you left any implements in your bed, i.e; cutlery, plates, glasses, beauty supplies, gardening shears, etc...

harp 9

Monday 19 December 2011 19:38

Clip your toenails.......

drewthejew 0

Monday 19 December 2011 19:41

One two fredys coming for you

Baytheshark 14

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:48

Look kid, learn to spell.

whitloves14 0

Monday 19 December 2011 20:12

pretend like you are asleep and then when whoever stabs your Foot safe them

Dillnation 3

Monday 19 December 2011 20:15

Maybe spider bite?

justbigbs 6

Monday 19 December 2011 20:18

"freddy is coming for you" priceless... anyways, you should watch "My Ghost stories" on hulu, or Ghost hunters. or Paranormal state. next time put a night light on and a camcorder to record the sleep, night cams have horrible details, even if there something there, people/critics can say it cgi, which most of UFO bs been proven for cgi. don't bring home anything that doesn't belong to you, if this started recently