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By michelle91 - 02/12/2009 11:36 - Malaysia

Today, while stepping out of the shower, I slipped and cut my head. I went to the hospital, got 8 stitches and was tested for head trauma. After hours of ignoring my calls and texts, my girlfriend finally responded, very angrily. Why? Today is her birthday, and I "selfishly made it about me." FML

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By anonymouss - 24/05/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML

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By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend smashed a glass in my face. When I went to the hospital, the first thing the nurse did was ask what I did to upset her, and then muttered that she hoped I'd learned a lesson. FML

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By itsgotime - 20/03/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML

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STFU

By annoyedguy - 30/06/2009 11:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML

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By Agony! Agony! Agony! - 03/07/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's needy five year-old tried to swing on my arm while I was cutting celery. I needed seven stitches. Later, my girlfriend complained that I should have cleaned up the blood because she's squeamish, and that I upset her son by yelling and cussing in pain. FML

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crazylady654 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 16:17

lol, that sux. dump her :)

infuzi0n 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 16:21

hey! today is MY birthday! why does your girlfriend always have to make it about her?!?

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PhilipEden 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 19:23

women....

awooga1995 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 20:09

Okay... to everyone who is blaiming the girl, stop. She was being rash and selfish, but her feelings were obviously hurt. After all, you didn't really need to keep calling and texting her about it, unless the doctors said you were going to die. So next time, call her, text her, call her again, and then leave it at that.

pogostick_fml 2

Wednesday 2 December 2009 21:59

That doesn't excuse her behaviour. She may have had some hurt feelings, but he may have been seriously physically hurt. Only an immature selfish bitch thinks a birthday dinner is more important than getting her bf's head checked out after hitting it. I really hope he gets rid of her.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Wednesday 2 December 2009 22:12

awooga1995, you can't be serious. What are you 14? Oh wait! Yes, you are :D Grow up first and then comment on love related matters.

AGGoddess 2

Wednesday 2 December 2009 22:35

Or see who kills the other first. I think the boy would be reunited with his dear grandma.

sarcdude 3

Wednesday 2 December 2009 23:23

well the calling and texting would be him trying to let her know what was going on...

awooga1995 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 20:11

Just so you know, he called her. She didn't call him. But I understand where you are coming from.

FoundManyLemons 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 20:17

DTMFA.

Cristaderzi 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 20:19

Women were were given to men by God Remind her of that verse and then she'll have too shut it! She needs to know her place!!

psychoxxxinvader 3

Wednesday 2 December 2009 20:52

Really? Seriously. And I had thought humanity had evolved... But seriously... She's a bitch, she's the selfish one, OP.

Jebbaz 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 20:20

wow what a bitch. I'd consider leaving her for someone a little less selfish.

ceedelina 2

Wednesday 2 December 2009 20:58

Ouch. the girlfriend part is double ouch. You've got my pity.

movies12 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 21:01

LOL... Today's my mom birthday to.

KarmaLanding 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 21:49

I know, you can refer this bitch to the douchebag who turned his girlfriend's immediate loss of her grandfather into an hour-long sobfest about his six-years-dead grandmother, and they can go be narcissistic twats together and live happily ever after.