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By woof? - 19/04/2015 17:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML

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By Yo mom - 27/12/2011 07:12 - United States

Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML

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By frenchpop1960 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said, "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

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By ApolloandDixie - 23/12/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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He's still a very good boy

By Anonymous - 28/11/2024 12:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, my dog barked at his own reflection in the mirror for five full minutes. When I tried to calm him down, he started barking at me like I was in on the conspiracy that seemed to be going on in his head. FML

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By lindsey789 - 07/10/2010 04:21 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML

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By emancipate me - 15/05/2016 19:59 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML

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By Imgonnahaveabf - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML

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By Barking Mad - 04/08/2013 11:21 - Australia - Revesby

Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML

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xluciferx666 21

Monday 20 April 2015 0:08

Well maybe you should start barking and see if she tells the neighbors dog to shut up

sorryheadphones 26

Monday 20 April 2015 0:08

She must be barking mad to think that

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dakatabg 31

Monday 20 April 2015 0:25

Wrong

cutycat136 28

Monday 20 April 2015 0:25

Maybe that's a sign to try and come up with a new laugh for yourself

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 20 April 2015 0:30

Not woof. Arp!

PePziNL 20

Monday 20 April 2015 2:11

What?

ItsDutch 16

Monday 20 April 2015 2:47

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell down a well?

wakemeupplease 21

Monday 20 April 2015 0:56

lol am I the only one that wish could hear OP's laugh to see if it's true?

pastel_fml 18

Monday 20 April 2015 1:01

At least you both agree it's annoying.

buckdharma 37

Monday 20 April 2015 1:16

Just don't eat your homework!

TheBelt 19

Monday 20 April 2015 1:30

I need to hear it to believe it.

Prdmex 4

Monday 20 April 2015 2:01

What was the chihuahua studying for?

zenrael 21

Monday 20 April 2015 2:06

Not a fan of rat dogs...

Schuyler16 17

Monday 20 April 2015 2:17

Arfarfarfarf this was a funny post

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