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By woof? - 19/04/2015 17:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML

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Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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Today, my dog barked at his own reflection in the mirror for five full minutes. When I tried to calm him down, he started barking at me like I was in on the conspiracy that seemed to be going on in his head. FML

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By lindsey789 - 07/10/2010 04:21 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML

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By emancipate me - 15/05/2016 19:59 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML

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By Imgonnahaveabf - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML

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By Barking Mad - 04/08/2013 11:21 - Australia - Revesby

Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML

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xluciferx666 21

Monday 20 April 2015 0:08

Well maybe you should start barking and see if she tells the neighbors dog to shut up

sorryheadphones 26

Monday 20 April 2015 0:08

She must be barking mad to think that

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forsook 12

Monday 20 April 2015 8:12

Unintentional you deserved it! Dang phone, haha.

Tobamf 18

Monday 20 April 2015 9:17

Oh well.

qwillis98 20

Monday 20 April 2015 13:09

Once at christmas dinner i belched loudly with my mouth closed and everyone thought the dog dig it.

lostinareverie 21

Monday 20 April 2015 17:19

But is your bite bigger than your bark?

my2centsworth 15

Monday 20 April 2015 19:01

For what kind of test is the chihuahua studying?

cjfred 13

Monday 20 April 2015 19:28

What kind of exam was your neighbor's chihuahua studying for? Smart dog, but apparently easily amused.

dohdohdoh 13

Wednesday 22 April 2015 3:13

Totally YDI if your laughter sounds like a barking chihuahua

ilydavidA 7

Thursday 23 April 2015 2:57

Why would your mom tell you to stop laughing ?

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