Animals: Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started...

By woof? - 19/04/2015 17:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML

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By gothchick201013 - 09/09/2016 18:43 - United States - Dayton

Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML

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By Yo mom - 27/12/2011 07:12 - United States

Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML

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By frenchpop1960 - 23/02/2009 21:58 - United States

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

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By ApolloandDixie - 23/12/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

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You deserved it 35 362

By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2024 12:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, my dog barked at his own reflection in the mirror for five full minutes. When I tried to calm him down, he started barking at me like I was in on the conspiracy that seemed to be going on in his head. FML

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You deserved it 102

By lindsey789 - 07/10/2010 04:21 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML

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You deserved it 3 035

By emancipate me - 15/05/2016 19:59 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML

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You deserved it 1 475

By Imgonnahaveabf - 05/01/2012 12:06 - United States

Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML

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By Barking Mad - 04/08/2013 11:21 - Australia - Revesby

Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML

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xluciferx666 21

Monday 20 April 2015 0:08

Well maybe you should start barking and see if she tells the neighbors dog to shut up

sorryheadphones 26

Monday 20 April 2015 0:08

She must be barking mad to think that

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gobiteme2 34

Monday 20 April 2015 2:18

I guess you're Mom was barking at the wrong thing

z3r0d4z3 22

Monday 20 April 2015 7:31

*up the wrong tree.

ItsDutch 16

Monday 20 April 2015 2:42

On the bright side you can use your laugh to form an army of chihuahuas and take over the world.

poppunkette 22

Monday 20 April 2015 3:01

Well dog gone it! Tell your neighbours to shut the yapping monster up

Justin1459 16

Monday 20 April 2015 3:27

I really wanna hear the comparison to see if it's actually true.

bkb12 16

Monday 20 April 2015 4:14

Why would your mom yell at you for laughing anyway?

amandalynn84 14

Monday 20 April 2015 5:07

#32...because he was studying..?

limegreenpoopie 31

Monday 20 April 2015 4:43

Lolol your moms awesome

munchly 17

Monday 20 April 2015 5:58

Maybe your laughing doesn't sound like barking maybe the barking sounds like laughing?

chemsabre 3

Monday 20 April 2015 6:45

The way this is worded, it sounds like the chihuahua was the one studying. But your meaning is still taken. That must have been mortifying, sorry, op

KobeLebroJordan 17

Monday 20 April 2015 7:22

Don't sweat it, my laugh is like "cuph, cuph, cuph".

shadysheikj 14

Monday 20 April 2015 7:47

Your moms really barking up the wrong tree with that one.

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