By dkajxu - 12/08/2009 12:57 - Singapore

Today, while studying in the middle of the night, my dad came home drunk. I helped him to the sofa and after clearing up his mess, he started going on about how useless my sister Vanessa was, and how good a daughter I am. I am Vanessa. FML
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Nonamerequired 0

I think he's more likely to mess up the names than the faces.

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Shizden 0

YDI because you have a ******.

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Michaeela 9

Wow that was extremely low you sexist turd -.-

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ericalew_xo 0

YDI for being useless. Haha just kidding. That sucks but he was drunk. So who cares?

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DameGreyWulf 0

Hrmph. Sounds like my dad... definitely FYL. Also 13, someone mentioned it before on another FML, but "drunk actions speak sober truths"

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Thizzkidsgotgame 7

Drunk actions speak sober "opinions".

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FreddyLunch 0

Are you Vannessa Hudgens? If so will you send me some naked pics?

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tangerine_12 0

No idiots he's saying that he thought she was her sister. He probably just got the names mixed up.

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Darkon 0

While he thinks you are your sister kick him in the nuts a couple of times. Then you may be the useless daughter but atleast you didn't kick him in the nuts. :)

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oh_mi_shizzle 0

hmmm... this is a tough one... did he confuse your names or your faces? I don't think it matters, at least now u know your dad hates one his two daughters... so that sucks... either way, FYL OP, you had to help out your drunk dad which should be bad enough... and then u find out ur dad might kinda hate u... sooo... keep on his good side is my suggestion. I'm sure ur a good kid, don't let him bring u down. :)

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xxMiiNii 0

FYL for having to be compared to a sibling. And you lost.

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PoeticPixie 0

This isn't that bad. He probably mistook your faces and thought you were your sister, to which he was saying that the person helping him was useful, and the one not helping him was useless. If he thought your sister was helping, then he would say you're useless, but he really meant that your sister is useless. Get over it

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xxMiiNii 0

That does make sense. Especially because he seemed to be very drunk.

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