Miscellaneous: Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction...

By soapy - 01/10/2011 16:08 - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. Im blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Waitingtomoveout - 12/01/2017 17:09

Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML

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By too eager - 25/04/2016 15:21 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I had a date with an amazing girl so in the shower I wanted to make sure I was extra clean. With the soaped up shower puff in hand I tried to get as much of my back as I could which led to me pushing too far and dislocating my shoulder. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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Unpleasant, but clean

By deathparty352 - 12/10/2019 04:00

Today, I'd had enough of the excrement sticking in my butt hair. Now that I'm shaved, I feel my buttocks rubbing together. With every step. FML

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By Mitcha857 - 30/07/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML

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Sunday 2 October 2011 2:22

Shower more often u dirty gorilla

nephilim241 19

Sunday 2 October 2011 2:23

Hey, I bet it keeps you warm in winter though..

Comments

Feedmyaddiction5 14

Sunday 2 October 2011 6:20

Maybe a wax is in order. Just don't scream like the 40 year old virgin :)

foxmatrix15 8

Sunday 2 October 2011 6:21

Hair on ur back?? That's just disgusting dude wax or have laser removal I've heard guys with hairy backs also trails down to ur butt so u have a hairy ass too?? No woman finds that sexy dude!! U need to get a super razor NOW!!!

choshaki 8

Sunday 2 October 2011 6:33

What if OP is a girl.... That's disgusting!

wifey93emilyrose 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 6:35

Gross get it shaved

buttercupp2137 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 6:37

that's disgusting.

drchick26 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 6:58

You mite wanna wax that!!

kenziem18 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 7:04

As I read thus fml I can't help but to think about the 40 year old virgin and how they waxed his back.. Maybe you should look into it op

ohmandapants 16

Sunday 2 October 2011 15:57

They waxed his chest

perdix 29

Sunday 2 October 2011 8:01

I'd say that was a very bad second for the soap. Even an inanimate bar of soap knows that thick, matted back fur is disgusting. I can only imagine the untamed thatch happening down in the pubic region. Bleh!

didthatreallyhap_fml 14

Sunday 2 October 2011 8:32

thats nasty... i am just wondering where was the wash cloth in this equation? or did you just rub your entire body with ball and back hair soap? *grossedout*