Miscellaneous: Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction...

By soapy - 01/10/2011 16:08 - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. Im blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Waitingtomoveout - 12/01/2017 17:09

Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML

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By too eager - 25/04/2016 15:21 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I had a date with an amazing girl so in the shower I wanted to make sure I was extra clean. With the soaped up shower puff in hand I tried to get as much of my back as I could which led to me pushing too far and dislocating my shoulder. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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Unpleasant, but clean

By deathparty352 - 12/10/2019 04:00

Today, I'd had enough of the excrement sticking in my butt hair. Now that I'm shaved, I feel my buttocks rubbing together. With every step. FML

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By Mitcha857 - 30/07/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML

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Sunday 2 October 2011 2:22

Shower more often u dirty gorilla

nephilim241 19

Sunday 2 October 2011 2:23

Hey, I bet it keeps you warm in winter though..

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maddie2015 0

Monday 3 October 2011 3:39

That's naste.

JBTSfan 2

Monday 3 October 2011 7:49

why do you alert everyone on heres when it's time for you to shave?

Ugi 26

Monday 3 October 2011 10:41

This would be easier to judge as a FML if we knew whether you were a man, a woman, or a gorilla.

HelloNurse71 0

Monday 3 October 2011 15:41

One word. Wax. Do it.

Jerret 6

Monday 3 October 2011 21:42

One word: SHAVE.

morganhchs 5

Monday 3 October 2011 22:38

The bad thing about this is that this is a woman.

tgamer300 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 4:44

So it stayed on for more than 1 second, but only one of them was good.

thatmirandachick 7

Tuesday 4 October 2011 4:58

That's ******* nasty.

Gymnast317 4

Wednesday 5 October 2011 5:25

Ewww that's kinda gross. You need to Shave

Hisfav1 6

Friday 7 October 2011 5:24

Shave that bitch

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