By Anonymous - 10/12/2013 23:38 - Bangladesh

Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML
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NeatNit 32

Just get it over with already. Seriously, you sound like a character from a bad sitcom.

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Zimmington 21

Make a ******* decision & stick to it

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Stitcher 14

props to your gf... she's a master manipulator

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makersmarkmike 17

Not surprised, girls can be and usually are very manipulative. (But not all) You just fell victim to one of her many plots.

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ZY1431 24

next time stick to your guns and make it short and simple.

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DocBastard 38

Girlfriend: *waves hand* This is not the breakup you're looking for. OP: This is not the breakup I'm looking for.

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AyeJay101 25

Words of advice, cut to the chase and say "it's over." If you're "trying" to break up then this could happen again.

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gumbler 5

Your pussy whipped that's what happened

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MzZombicidal 36

But what does OP's pussy whipping have anything to do with it?

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irilox_fml 9

She showed you her boobs to remind you what you will be missing?

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sarkaar 30

Presumably you are dealing with a Bong woman. They are rather brilliant at this. :)

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