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By Anonymous - 10/12/2013 23:38 - Bangladesh

Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML

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By kirrby - 12/11/2011 06:41 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML

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By NotSoSmart - 03/09/2019 17:00 - United States - Ventura

Today, in the spirit of being helpful, I accidentally convinced the girl I'm secretly in love with to stay with her boyfriend. FML

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Sorry

By RaveCharlie - 18/04/2013 22:47 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML

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By masterofblues - 24/07/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML

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Sweet relief

By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 03:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

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By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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By Jeff make - 01/04/2012 14:03 - United States - Malvern

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

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Need more details, please

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 17:01 - United States - Spring Hill

Today, I fucked up a relationship, by accident, and then they broke up. FML

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By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2023 13:00 - South Korea - Suwon

Today, my girlfriend caught me using Tinder behind her back and now she wants to break up with me. I begged her to stay, but now we're kinda in between a friendship and a relationship. FML

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NeatNit 32

Wednesday 11 December 2013 7:38

Just get it over with already. Seriously, you sound like a character from a bad sitcom.

Zimmington 21

Wednesday 11 December 2013 7:40

Make a ******* decision & stick to it

Comments

aaliyahmarie16 1

Thursday 12 December 2013 13:09

BAM! Woman powers. You just got punk'd bitch!

liza1922 7

Thursday 12 December 2013 21:35

Wow, she's good.

museerux01 10

Friday 13 December 2013 2:31

Maybe it was for the best., if you were both trying to break up with each other. That relationship was unhealthy.

traumamedic3 9

Friday 13 December 2013 7:01

I hope she wore a condom, cause you just got mind fuked!

seventhejellyman 12

Saturday 14 December 2013 1:01

Women do that bro

h_run 1

Sunday 15 December 2013 17:03

Reverse psychology is a bitch

jwrey98 4

Tuesday 17 December 2013 5:25

Grow some balls.

mizzbizz 2

Monday 2 June 2014 21:30

I won't even lie, the same thing happens to me when I try to break up with my bf. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?!?!

SuckyFMLs 18

Wednesday 25 June 2014 22:44

You truly love her that's how it happened

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Today, I had to purchase a new flat screen TV for the bar I work at. Last night I was dared to break an ashtray against the wall. I completely missed the wall and smashed the screen of the new TV they bought last month. FML

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Today, I picked up a birthday card for my dad at the supermarket in a mad rush. I didn’t realise that the inside said “From your daughter”. He thinks this was my way of coming out as trans, and said that he'd suspected it for years. FML

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Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML

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