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By Roma-Jay - 22/07/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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**** my shit up

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 16:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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Stuck

By fuckmyhair - 16/04/2020 23:00

Today, my brother thought it’d be a hilarious prank to put Super Glue in my hair extension glue. I didn’t notice until after the first couple of rows. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML

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You absolute melt

By errints234234 - 13/05/2010 23:31 - United States

Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML

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Malding

By ptwm - 25/01/2010 20:10 - United States

Today, while vainly running a comb through my balding hair, I noticed a hair sticking out of my nose. I yanked it out, and the pain made me tear up a little. It was an inch long. I'm 24 and beginning to have more hair in my nose than on my head. FML

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By mitchellcrawford - 31/05/2016 18:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML

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zotler 5

Sunday 22 July 2012 19:24

Well if that's not cute, I don't know what is!

Pandacupcakelove 26

Sunday 22 July 2012 19:29

Playing with your hair is not cute unless you're five years old and actually shy... YDI.

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katiebrynn 2

Monday 23 July 2012 7:39

Oh boo:( I don't really feel that bad .. I highly doubt he didnt know and even if he didn't you choose to wear them

pcgwm 13

Monday 23 July 2012 8:12

shouldnt be getting fake hair than!!!

lexiieeex3 32

Monday 23 July 2012 8:45

YDI for having hair extensions.

assassinStorm 4

Monday 23 July 2012 11:24

I like how people are saying things like YDI for having extension, that's a pretty stupid reason. Is it because it's 'fake'? Even though I'm willing to bet the vast majority of girls saying that wear makeup -_-.

Meme1988 18

Monday 23 July 2012 12:57

You could always smile and laugh at sitiuations like this,,,it kinda helps to make it easier...and make it look like "no big deal"..

OFF1C3RSLAT3R 4

Monday 23 July 2012 15:28

Let me guess, you're one of those girls who wants a "real man" but you decide to be fake.

Colonel_Lexi 18

Monday 23 July 2012 17:30

143-No, sporting a false persona is fake. Wearing a certain item doesn't make anyone fake. You sound like a jackass. -_-

little_one 20

Monday 23 July 2012 17:47

You should try fusion extensions I have some that are

little_one 20

Monday 23 July 2012 17:54

You should try fusion extensions I have some that are 16" and my natural hair is only to my chin and when I tell people it isn't my hair they look very surprised. I have fine short hair and basically if I want long hair I had to get them. Which for my wedding day I did sue me. Not every girl can grow long beautiful hair sometimes you just have to buy it and as a hairstylist I understand that extensions can be a whole world of difference to someone. Don't judge and call them fake

Keoaratr 9

Monday 23 July 2012 19:52

Playing with your hair generally shows a lack of interest in your conversational partner, so you shouldn't have played with your hair to begin with.

ebfbruh 0

Monday 23 July 2012 22:45

Three words... Ratchet ass ho

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