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By Roma-Jay - 22/07/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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**** my shit up

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 16:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML

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That one move that impresses all the guys

By Claire - 31/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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Stuck

By fuckmyhair - 16/04/2020 23:00

Today, my brother thought it’d be a hilarious prank to put Super Glue in my hair extension glue. I didn’t notice until after the first couple of rows. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML

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You absolute melt

By errints234234 - 13/05/2010 23:31 - United States

Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML

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Malding

By ptwm - 25/01/2010 20:10 - United States

Today, while vainly running a comb through my balding hair, I noticed a hair sticking out of my nose. I yanked it out, and the pain made me tear up a little. It was an inch long. I'm 24 and beginning to have more hair in my nose than on my head. FML

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zotler 5

Sunday 22 July 2012 19:24

Well if that's not cute, I don't know what is!

Pandacupcakelove 26

Sunday 22 July 2012 19:29

Playing with your hair is not cute unless you're five years old and actually shy... YDI.

Comments

greenie213 23

Sunday 22 July 2012 20:57

That's hairible!!!

the_sniper 7

Sunday 17 August 2014 9:37

that's not very punny

lucyinthesky420 10

Sunday 22 July 2012 21:00

Real hair for the win :)

Complaining 13

Sunday 22 July 2012 21:04

This is what you get for trying to be cute. You are not cute.

imromabtw 2

Sunday 22 July 2012 22:26

cheers baba

s0ulslack 20

Sunday 22 July 2012 21:18

I bet it was a blonde hair, no doubt!

Zachthejoker 10

Sunday 22 July 2012 21:33

Bet he thought it was cute when you were screaming bloody murderxD. JK, but sorry OP.

nela25 23

Sunday 22 July 2012 21:39

Waaa.. how do you.. Just.. Ahh.. No comment. FYL

lelo007 11

Sunday 22 July 2012 21:39

I thought society had agreed that a girl "twirling her hair" for attention wasn't cute anymore. No? So maybe THAT'S what I've been doing wrong...

bluimafia 2

Sunday 22 July 2012 21:51

You sound like a self obsessed bitch but if you blow good he might buy you shit.

mattorama 15

Sunday 22 July 2012 22:01

Hair extensions are the definition of trashy unless you're an adult performer, then it's not your hair that makes you trashy.

Colonel_Lexi 18

Monday 23 July 2012 17:26

69-you're a ******* idiot.

weallfml 3

Sunday 22 July 2012 22:05

Lol

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Today, I was supposed to be working from home. Instead, I ended up taking the kids out to the park for the morning, because my wife “couldn’t even” today. When we got home, she had demolished two bottles of wine, and was masturbating to a home improvement show. FML

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Today, I took my cat for a very short car ride in her new carrier. I’ve left it out for weeks to let her get used to it, and before this she was relaxed enough to nap in it. Now, she won’t go near it no matter how many treats I use. I move cross country in June. Back to the drawing board. FML

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Today, I was driving to visit my parents for the first time in two years. After spending about $4000 to make sure my car wouldn't break down on the journey, around the halfway point, the front tire popped and the engine blew out. I'm about 5 states away from both my parents and my home. FML

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Today, Murphy's law didn't check out: my piece of toast didn't fall on the side containing the spread of jam. However, when I leaned against the corner of the table to pick it up, I knocked a full ashtray on top of it. FML

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Today, I went to the grocery store. My checker was very hot. When it came time for me to pay, I swiped my debit card and the machine kept rejecting it. Sure that I had money in my account, I did it again, before the cute checker informed me that I was swiping my driver's license, not my debit. FML

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Today, as always, I'd be so incredibly happy if my girlfriend loved me even half as much as she loves her cat. FML

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Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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Today, my mother won two tickets in the Hamilton ticket lottery. My siblings joked that we would finally find out who the favorite child is. Who ended up going to the show? My two sisters. FML

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