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By Roma-Jay - 22/07/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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**** my shit up

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 16:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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Stuck

By fuckmyhair - 16/04/2020 23:00

Today, my brother thought it’d be a hilarious prank to put Super Glue in my hair extension glue. I didn’t notice until after the first couple of rows. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML

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You absolute melt

By errints234234 - 13/05/2010 23:31 - United States

Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML

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Malding

By ptwm - 25/01/2010 20:10 - United States

Today, while vainly running a comb through my balding hair, I noticed a hair sticking out of my nose. I yanked it out, and the pain made me tear up a little. It was an inch long. I'm 24 and beginning to have more hair in my nose than on my head. FML

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By mitchellcrawford - 31/05/2016 18:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML

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zotler 5

Sunday 22 July 2012 19:24

Well if that's not cute, I don't know what is!

Pandacupcakelove 26

Sunday 22 July 2012 19:29

Playing with your hair is not cute unless you're five years old and actually shy... YDI.

Comments

Salinnax3 2

Tuesday 24 July 2012 2:33

"I whip my weave back and forth, I whip my back and forth...ohhhh snapppp!"

KitKat16 9

Tuesday 24 July 2012 4:48

Congratulations

at_1sexymofo 3

Tuesday 24 July 2012 5:04

Better now instead of during sex lol

Cobra1121 0

Tuesday 24 July 2012 9:18

(how the heck is this gonna go back in?) challenge accepted. ( superglues) ... dafuq am i doing?!?!

randompanda7 4

Tuesday 24 July 2012 13:17

Lol that happened to me at prom. But I wasn't flirting OR playing with my hair. It sucks when people notice!

imakeusay14 2

Tuesday 24 July 2012 18:18

UnbeWEAVEable!

reganhenderson 2

Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:31

don't try to impress. they should like you for who you really are.

Jasonf6 0

Tuesday 24 July 2012 23:00

YDI for being vain. Fake people suck.

Jabberwocky_19 0

Tuesday 24 July 2012 23:46

Hair extensions are gross. Grow it out like a normal person.

Jabberwocky_19 0

Tuesday 24 July 2012 23:47

Hair extensions are gross. Grow it out like a normal person.

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