Miscellaneous: Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in... - FML

By Roma-Jay - 22/07/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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**** my shit up

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 16:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML

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That one move that impresses all the guys

By Claire - 31/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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Stuck

By fuckmyhair - 16/04/2020 23:00

Today, my brother thought it’d be a hilarious prank to put Super Glue in my hair extension glue. I didn’t notice until after the first couple of rows. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML

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You absolute melt

By errints234234 - 13/05/2010 23:31 - United States

Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML

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Malding

By ptwm - 25/01/2010 20:10 - United States

Today, while vainly running a comb through my balding hair, I noticed a hair sticking out of my nose. I yanked it out, and the pain made me tear up a little. It was an inch long. I'm 24 and beginning to have more hair in my nose than on my head. FML

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zotler 5

Sunday 22 July 2012 19:24

Well if that's not cute, I don't know what is!

Pandacupcakelove 26

Sunday 22 July 2012 19:29

Playing with your hair is not cute unless you're five years old and actually shy... YDI.

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JumbledGirl 2

Sunday 22 July 2012 22:20

Don't be so fake next time

lovethycookies 0

Sunday 22 July 2012 22:21

maybe instead of playing with your hair you could have givin him bacon

UltimateGIRness 16

Monday 23 July 2012 2:14

That is the best idea I've heard in a while.Bacon is always better

freakincool 4

Sunday 22 July 2012 22:29

That's hilarious! I remember a time I was flirting with this guy and as I was backing away I fell down the concrete steps I didn't know were there!

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Sunday 22 July 2012 23:43

You deserve it entirely. Hair extentions are tacky.

blink_kid 32

Monday 23 July 2012 0:03

Your fault for being fake?

krista17 11

Monday 23 July 2012 0:11

Maybe you shouldn't wear hair extensions in the first place...

calliet145 14

Monday 23 July 2012 0:36

It disgusts me how many people here are saying that hair extensions are "trashy" or "unnecessary." I lost all my hair due to chemotherapy, and it only started growing back a couple months ago. I look like a boy with my current hair, so I got extensions to make it longer. Are you honestly going to tell me that I look trashy because I have extensions? That's just sad that you're going to stereotype someone just because they choose to add length to their hair. If a person acts trashy and looks like it as well, then I can understand, but to simply say someone is trashy for having them is just absurd. Other people do have a problem with their hormones that does not allow their hair to grow or it does not grow very rapidly, regardless of how well they take care of it, so they might want to get extensions. Get a grip and get over yourselves before attacking people and calling them trashy for some stupid, asinine reason.

Rocquelly103 1

Monday 23 July 2012 5:26

I agree.

FreaksandGeeks 5

Monday 23 July 2012 5:41

I agree, I honestly don't see how hair extentions are trashy?

The_darklord_666 6

Monday 23 July 2012 0:55

So you're a ******? Niggers don't have hair.

HSOMGF 5

Monday 23 July 2012 1:01

Real hair is better, anyway.

Bittenchaos 12

Monday 23 July 2012 1:15

Haha one of my hair extensions came out at warped tour yesterday but I just stuffed it in my bag and kept head banging

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