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By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 17:16 - United States - Surprise

Today, while walking around town, some guy grabbed me from behind, clutched at my nipples, and said, "That's where I always imagined they were." FML

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Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML

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By DarkDolly - 04/02/2012 16:39 - France

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

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Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

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By SpongeAbii2 - 24/01/2012 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By fisted - 12/06/2015 13:42 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was out for a walk, wearing a T-shirt with a fist on it and the words "Bump it." A guy came up to me, looked at my shirt, shrugged, and punched me in the stomach. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 18:34 - United States - Metairie

Today, I was walking to school with my earphones in, when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I was shocked, and whirled around to hit him in the crotch. I soon realized he was just trying to return the commuter pass I'd dropped at the station. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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Despereaux 15

Wednesday 26 June 2013 0:16

Kick him in the balls and say "just where I thought they would be too"

brebabee793 13

Wednesday 26 June 2013 0:14

what a creep!

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buckdharma 36

Wednesday 26 June 2013 8:43

It was 109 degrees today in Arizona. Extreme heat causes dehydration followed by delirium. maybe from behind he imagined you were a ice cream truck, and was reaching in your side compartment for some Mounds. Good thing for you he wasn't in the mood for soft serve.

asnakelovinbabe 16

Wednesday 26 June 2013 8:51

A nipple touching man. ROFL

Dewoe 18

Wednesday 26 June 2013 9:32

nipples.. ******* would be pointless without them..

ninany63 9

Wednesday 26 June 2013 9:41

That guy needs to get laid! Quickly!!!

Ali_Br_fml 33

Wednesday 26 June 2013 10:00

Okay. OP is a male, the nipple grabber is a male... he didn't know where OP's nipples were? He couldn't just look down at his own? Am I missing something here?

Metallicana 4

Wednesday 26 June 2013 15:05

How does OP "deserve" this??

victrin 12

Wednesday 26 June 2013 15:40

Yikes! I hope you called he cops. That's sexual assault.

alxpilk 8

Wednesday 26 June 2013 15:58

Why does everyone assume OP is a girl? It could be a guy.

Ali_Br_fml 33

Wednesday 26 June 2013 16:37

It says op is a guy in the gender area. I assumed OP was a girl when I read it too, but saw the gender while trying to view his name... He just happens to be anonymous

whiplash2289 19

Wednesday 26 June 2013 17:29

"a nipple touching man" not one of zz top's better known songs

Benzypoop 6

Wednesday 26 June 2013 19:12

Why the **** didn't you roundhouse kick that piece of shit in the face?!

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