Miscellaneous: Today, while walking around town, some guy grabbed me from behind,... - FML

By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 17:16 - United States - Surprise

Today, while walking around town, some guy grabbed me from behind, clutched at my nipples, and said, "That's where I always imagined they were." FML

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By Pants-Girl - 24/11/2019 08:00 - Canada

Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML

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By DarkDolly - 04/02/2012 16:39 - France

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

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Quite the handful

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

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By SpongeAbii2 - 24/01/2012 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By fisted - 12/06/2015 13:42 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was out for a walk, wearing a T-shirt with a fist on it and the words "Bump it." A guy came up to me, looked at my shirt, shrugged, and punched me in the stomach. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 18:34 - United States - Metairie

Today, I was walking to school with my earphones in, when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I was shocked, and whirled around to hit him in the crotch. I soon realized he was just trying to return the commuter pass I'd dropped at the station. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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Despereaux 15

Wednesday 26 June 2013 0:16

Kick him in the balls and say "just where I thought they would be too"

brebabee793 13

Wednesday 26 June 2013 0:14

what a creep!

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hikari669 15

Wednesday 26 June 2013 20:34

Are you a guy

chuckcloninger 12

Thursday 27 June 2013 5:47

Take karate and deck the next mother ******.

Tnut12 8

Thursday 27 June 2013 8:01

He just wanted to know where your nipples were. :P

How_you_doin 10

Thursday 27 June 2013 14:32

Is this a male or female OP? I can't see it on my phone. Either way it probably won't help to get the disturbing image out of my head :/

SimplySharday 10

Thursday 27 June 2013 21:59

Was he at least cute ?

AshAsh014 4

Thursday 27 June 2013 23:13

Wut ._.

hplover7 11

Friday 28 June 2013 2:42

Sorry! I accidentally hit "you deserve it". Why does this FML have so many votes for that? You don't deserve it in any way! See if you can go to the police. Even if something doesn't happen with you, the next time this creep does something maybe he will be recognized and punished. I am so sorry that happened to you

The_girl_619 3

Saturday 29 June 2013 1:30

you should hve kick him in the balls and say thats where i inmaged them

yadanax 14

Saturday 29 June 2013 8:43

Jeeeez

kidsgotastinky 11

Saturday 29 June 2013 11:56

Kinky

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