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By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 17:16 - United States - Surprise

Today, while walking around town, some guy grabbed me from behind, clutched at my nipples, and said, "That's where I always imagined they were." FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 185
You deserved it 4 305

Same thing different taste

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Kick him in the balls and say "just where I thought they would be too"

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redmnky21 8

I hope you called the cops... cause that qualifies as assult

Next time, throw your elbow back into his breastbone as hard as you can. Then whip around, stomp on the instep of one of his feet, and use the heel of your hand to crush his nose. Then have him arrested for attempted rape. That'll learn him. Stay safe OP.

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Well isn't that ******* creepy