Miscellaneous: Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped...

By jessinono - 17/05/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By pleasebackintomycaragain - 24/04/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot, an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML

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You deserved it 3 345

By scfead - 14/08/2009 22:28 - United States

Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML

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You deserved it 16 202

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

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You deserved it 6 843

By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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Good one, thanks

By RYZILLAHitZ - 30/06/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML

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You deserved it 5 761

Drive by shooting

By justicewargrave - 16/07/2021 02:01

Today, I was walking home from the gym. An old man in his car rolled down the window and drove slowly next to me. He pulled out a camera, took a picture of me and said, "It's gonna be a fun night!" and then drove off. FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By Steph - 19/08/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML

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You deserved it 518

By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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You deserved it 8 190

By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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You deserved it 756

bbbbbbitch 2

Friday 17 May 2013 23:07

If I was old I would do that.

MsConfusedd 27

Friday 17 May 2013 23:10

At least it wasn't actually your dad

Comments

bReLiNg 18

Friday 17 May 2013 23:21

His golden days are long past, I suppose he was feeling a little rowdy. At least you didn't get the wolf whistle.

ViviMage 38

Friday 17 May 2013 23:25

Pepper spray the old geezer!

AshaaFerreira 22

Saturday 18 May 2013 18:26

Well that's a little harsh he wasn't the one who slapped her

perdix 29

Friday 17 May 2013 23:29

Just because we're old, doesn't mean we're dead ;) Would you have preferred him to yell, "Dude, you can do better!"?

girlbye23 15

Friday 17 May 2013 23:38

Omg that is hilarious! Sorry OP.

rita0ral 8

Friday 17 May 2013 23:50

Go home dad

olpally 32

Saturday 18 May 2013 0:02

My dad would pull over and say that... Lol. I know Quagmire would! Haha.

ZeTripod 10

Thursday 23 January 2014 4:14

giggity-giggity-allrighhtt

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Saturday 18 May 2013 0:20

Obviously he was playing along

mattlw 25

Saturday 18 May 2013 0:26

Yeah your life sucks OP, but the guy was just remembering when he was that young smacking his girl friend's ass. Maybe a little weird but he probably didn't mean anything by it.

little_one 20

Saturday 18 May 2013 0:37

Perdix why do you gotta go around yelling at girls way too young for you?

perdix 29

Saturday 18 May 2013 4:09

#33, to boost their self-esteem. The world is a cold, cruel place. Yelling filthy, crude things to sexy, young girls is just a ray of sunshine from me. :)