By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML
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null_fml 11

Honestly... your ex is awesome. That's the best thing he could have possibly done in that situation.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Which is why you switch the ringer off before pulling such stunts...

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Tungmup 0

I'm sortof thinking about buying some toilet paper. What's it like? I've been using lettuce leaves all my life, but people tell me it's wrong. How does it work? What's the clogging ratio? Where's my hat?

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emilysanftwsom 0

Even as a joke, promoting suicide is disgusting.

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Tungmup 0

What the ****, who changed my underpants?

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Tungmup 0

Dear person who changed my underpants, if you had the decency to tickle my knob atleast have some ******* petrol and go back to McDonalds to get some McNuggets.

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Veritas143 0

I took his hat..but i did not touch his knob! But always remember..the clockman is always sweeping the north star..

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shadexilmaendu 4

I up voted all of you because this conversation is so ridiculous.

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Prawn_fml 2

You mean 'off'? That would work. Either way - OP->total fail.

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noshitsherlock 0

YDI. You could've just put your ring on silent.

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hk_fml 9

I think you had it coming =S shoulda put the phone on silent!

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scillya 0

i agree with what most people said already. silent is a wonderful sound option

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scillya 0

i agree with what most people said already. silent is a wonderful sound option

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GR3453m0nk3y 4

wow totally deserved i do something like that whenever i go to my dads office building cuz theres this lady that always talks to everybody and NEVER stops talking. never. so when i see her coming i just pretend my phone started to vibrate and "answer the phone" my solution to this is when youre holding your phone click the sound button down a bunch of times. its what i do

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