Miscellaneous: Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with...

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML

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You deserved it 46 002

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By Ohgreat - 17/10/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, I discovered I was at the same restaurant as my ex and his new girlfriend. Quickly, I picked up my mother's phone when she wasn't looking, and began to pretend to talk to a fake new boyfriend. Few seconds later, the waiter loudly asked me if I was done talking into the calculator. FML

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By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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Hello?

By Anonymous - 17/07/2024 16:00 - Canada

Today, I butt-dialed my ex-boyfriend while venting to my best friend about how hot but emotionally unavailable he is. I realized this when there was a lull in the conversation and I heard his tinny little voice coming out of the phone, saying, "I can hear you." FML

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You deserved it 499

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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You deserved it 1 434

By sounfair90 - 27/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML

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By ForeverAlone - 15/09/2011 21:46 - Canada

Today, I was at my cousin's house. We weren't spending time together because he was always texting. After a couple of minutes, I got jealous. I played a ringtone on my cell, and "answered" it. I had a whole conversation with nobody in an attempt to seem somewhat more popular than a 10-year-old. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:36 - United States

Today, while driving, I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML

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Alexa, play "I'm Not In Love" by 10CC

By sucker - 07/09/2019 17:01 - United States - Duluth

Today, I went on a date I was really enjoying. My ex-boyfriend called halfway through. When I answered, he told me he wanted to get back together and couldn’t stop thinking about me. I didn’t realize my phone was on speaker. My date heard everything. FML

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You deserved it 2 538

Oh, hai Mark!

By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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You deserved it 451

null_fml 11

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:23

Honestly... your ex is awesome. That's the best thing he could have possibly done in that situation.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:23

Which is why you switch the ringer off before pulling such stunts...

Comments

Soulathyia 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 22:33

Look at all the poor people whining cause they can't afford an iPhone themselves! Haha get a job you assholes 

zombieattack 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 22:50

well I say YDI becuase you're stupid and petty. you gave him a chance to a) let him know that you still give a shit what he thinks and b) know that you ARE a loner.

twilighter513 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 23:19

This is why you turn the ringer off, smart one.

deaditegirl 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 23:51

YDI for being so insecure that you can't stand to be seen alone. Oh noez I can't possibly be seen at the mall by myself! Waaah! Grow up and get over yourself.

broke_otaku 3

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:13

at least he still have your number ?

ekralc_ssly 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:45

If I had a dollar for every time I've read one of these "embarrassing" stories about fake phone calls (where the OP just happens to get a call during said fake) I'd be a millionaire. Its not original. FYL for putting this up.

yellowIA 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 3:17

Why was it necessary to let us know what kind of phone you have? You deserve it for being insecure. Booo...

sugar_407 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 4:17

YDI for owning an Iphone, and feeling the need to say "I put my Iphone to my ear" who the hell cares

Offspring_fml 27

Thursday 15 October 2009 4:27

Idk why you couldn't have said, "Hold on, someone else is calling."

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 5:10

Who the **** cares if you don't already have another boyfriend? More like... why DO you care? AND why should you care what he thinks of you? He's your ******* ex. Jesus how pathetic.