Kids: Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running...

By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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By Al - 22/06/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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Taking it too far

By wolf boy - 10/07/2011 00:13 - United States

Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML

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By Annoymous - 03/09/2009 10:19 - Australia

Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By Racked - 01/03/2016 18:00 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML

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By rhcp007 - 13/06/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML

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Opportunist

By Tmo - 12/08/2023 08:00

Today, I saw a toddler bolt in a parking lot. Since he was running towards the road behind me, I scooped him up to hand off to his mother. She shrieked, snatched him from my hands, and sprayed me with mace. While I was writhing in pain, some punk kid lifted my wallet and phone. FML

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_chrissy_ 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 20:04

Who does that? Why? What did you do to deserve that?

Muffinish 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 20:18

She should have that stick shoved up her bum, see how encouraging she is then.

Comments

sparxva 12

Thursday 23 July 2009 21:30

Drop the kid's pants and spank him.

Duckasaurus 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:01

No, dude, he'll be arrested and then he'll be a pedophile the rest of his life.

sparxva 12

Friday 24 July 2009 5:38

Bare your arms, make a fist and start walking toward the bitch. Figure the rest out on your own.

kmgentil 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 21:37

HIT 'EM BACK

Mulada 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 21:39

Only one sensible thing to do; sharpen the stick and jam it into her eye.

Vertoule 7

Thursday 23 July 2009 21:47

That's where you grab a coat hanger and perform the abortion she so clearly missed... Sure, it may be a few years late, but it'll be understandible.

icertainlysuck 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 22:04

Id take that kid and throw that little bitch off a cliff

towell777 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 22:08

bahahahahhahah XD thats hilarious!!!!

Guairdean 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 22:09

Have the kid arrested for assault and file charges against the parents for instigating the assault. Her thumbs up should be sufficient proof of her involvement. A night it jail would do both of them some good.

Rota 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 22:13

You should have raped the mom. Then the child.

xHaniffax 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 22:13

Did you like go out with the kid's mum? and then piss her off somehow? If you didn't then you should stick the little bastard up a tree. His mum should teach him some respect towards other people.