Kids: Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running...

By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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By Al - 22/06/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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By wolf boy - 10/07/2011 00:13 - United States

Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML

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By Annoymous - 03/09/2009 10:19 - Australia

Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By Racked - 01/03/2016 18:00 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML

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By rhcp007 - 13/06/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML

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Opportunist

By Tmo - 12/08/2023 08:00

Today, I saw a toddler bolt in a parking lot. Since he was running towards the road behind me, I scooped him up to hand off to his mother. She shrieked, snatched him from my hands, and sprayed me with mace. While I was writhing in pain, some punk kid lifted my wallet and phone. FML

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_chrissy_ 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 20:04

Who does that? Why? What did you do to deserve that?

Muffinish 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 20:18

She should have that stick shoved up her bum, see how encouraging she is then.

Comments

FarSide 22

Friday 24 July 2009 6:36

The best, albeit perhaps not instant gratification, is to call 911. Press charges against the mother for contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Let Junior see mommy in hand cuffs. Then call Child Protective Services and report her for child delinquency. Once both of them get suck into the justice/CPS system, their lives will be one pure living 5 year hell. And who knows? Might be the best thing for the boy... clearly mommy is unfit. There is no way Jr will not continue his behavior until someone shoots him in the head. Let/use the "system" in your favor. And if it does not turn Jr around, beat his ass until his nose bleeds.

FarSide 22

Friday 24 July 2009 6:42

sounds like someone shoved a stick up your rump when you were young.

FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29

Friday 24 July 2009 6:44

What did you do??

jumpdancehigh 0

Friday 24 July 2009 7:37

seemed kinda fake.......

Infinite_Kraze 0

Friday 24 July 2009 8:13

LMFAO.......this made my day? OP: i do feel bad for you but it's just that funny.

_rawrasaur_ 0

Friday 24 July 2009 8:51

'Now, sweetie, here's the stick, show me what you do when a man asks you to get in his car...' Well, stranger danger *is* important. ;D No, I kid. Ahaha, FYL.

sarcasticbitch 7

Friday 24 July 2009 10:26

I guess u can sue that bitch

saoriix 0

Friday 24 July 2009 10:32

Oh wow...

TrAnMu 0

Friday 24 July 2009 14:55

This one made me lol.

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Friday 24 July 2009 15:45

he didn't have a helmet on, did he? he might be autistic or something. maybe the mom was trying to support his pre-cognitive mind and wanted to subtley thank you for not reacting to her poor little inbred, beadey-eyed, gimped out retard kid's assault on your unborn children. FYL dude