By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
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_chrissy_ 0

Who does that? Why? What did you do to deserve that?

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Muffinish 0

She should have that stick shoved up her bum, see how encouraging she is then.

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bob1124 0

Run her down and punch her in the ovaries. I hear they can pop or something cool like that. :)

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ovyind 0

Assault with a blunt object, a.k.a. battery is illegal. You should sue her for all she's got.

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Zeepbot 0

You should so totally have beaten the shit out of both of them.. then robbed em' of all they got.

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Lythiaren 8

That mom needs to be cuntpunched. Way to be a role model. I Hope you recovered quickly and clocked both her and her brat.

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Stpatch754 0

you know what i would have done, gotten down headbutted her in the ovaries, straight in the baby makers and then shit on her chest!! that will teach her to raise her kids like that

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Hlessirah 3

This NEEDS to become an illustrated FML. I feel really bad for you, at the same time, it was hilarious.

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cdelascasas 0

Fake. At least make your fake FMLs believable please.

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vheissu 0

that lady needs to be **** punted bad. :I

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balanceMMX 0

use the stick to knock that little kid out of the park...

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