By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
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_chrissy_ 0

Who does that? Why? What did you do to deserve that?

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Muffinish 0

She should have that stick shoved up her bum, see how encouraging she is then.

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neonbluezzz10 0

did you do anything thing to make you deserve it? if not that is just wrong on so many levels...

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Paulspacefdot 0

I'm not generally a violent guy... and wouldn't under any normal circumstances hit a woman... (I'm old fashioned that way). But I think I would drag myself off the ground, and go kick the shit out of "mom" in front of "junior" - and then tell the kid that if you ever see him kick ANYONE again, for ANY reason, you'll kill them both... Just sayin'... there's rude, and there's totally uncalled for.

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OverEnthusiast 0

Not to get all Biblical or anything, but Jesus Christ people, KEEP A ******* LEASH ON YOUR LITTLE BRAT. Little kids are adorable unless they have ****** up parents encouraging them to do shit like that. FYL dude.

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plexico 3

She was probably that fat, ugly girl in high school you made fun of. She lost the weight, prettied up, got married had a kid and sent the little bastard after your 'nads! Payback's a bitch!

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towell777 0

so are you for sticking up for fat people. im fat and i got over being made fun of. you dont do that. go on maury to get revenge

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Indiana_fml 4

Haha, that would be a plausible explanation. Revenge is a dish best served cold :)

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netbeui435 3

so go kick her in the crotch

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Suekoff16 3

I hate parents who let their kids do whatever they want with no restraint. This is what leads kids to breaking laws as they get older if they are encouraged to hurt other people they will continue to do so.

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briesparksthesun 0

Wow. What a bitch. Don't you hate it when parents let their kids do whatever the **** they want?

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ronws23 0

#32, its called giving birth. i assume it is ten times worse

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SimpleSimon 0

That would fall under excessive conventional pain, which I agree is more painful than a nut strike, but doesn't come with that same... je ne se quas... haha

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pinay_1026 0

I have a feeling he's not telling the whole story. And for the guys that complain about girls not knowing the pain of being hit in the nuts? Well, you'll never know the pain of natural childbirth. So suck it up, because that's a heck of a lot worse.

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Mulada 0

Yeah, but birth happens less often. You can be kicked in the nuts 20 times in a day. I'm just saying, don't tell people to suck it up because it DOES hurt.

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SimpleSimon 0

#39, how can you say that unless you're some kind of hermaphrodite with the ability to compare like for like?

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trulyinsane 0

getting hit in the nuts is terrible. during a soccer game i took a free kick to the buddies. i didn't drama queen the situation, but every step to the sideline was like getting your dick and balls lit on fire then dipped in liquid nitrogen over and over again.

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FarSide 22

You think there is something noble about natural child birth? Pain does not hurt you?

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