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By booksandshadows - 04/03/2014 09:06 - United States - San Diego

Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML

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By Ren - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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Stalker vibes

By liz - 21/05/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 00:07

Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

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Nice try

By fyourlife - 21/10/2009 19:53 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By anon - 09/09/2013 21:51

Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML

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By Creeped Out - 29/05/2017 18:00

Today, I went to the grocery store. As I was checking out, I went to grab the same item that the cashier was reaching for. He brushed my hand. He then both watched me creepily and asked my what lotion I used to make my hands so soft. When I left, he said, "I'll dream of you." FML

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Nickb55 16

Tuesday 4 March 2014 12:23

Even in the heat of the moment how did you manage to say that?

ipman737 18

Tuesday 4 March 2014 12:23

Well did he take you to the bedsheets? ;)

Comments

JMichael 25

Tuesday 4 March 2014 12:34

Yes I know quite a lot about bed sheets. I've been under so many I could tell you the best quality kind in my opinion. And maybe even you and I could test them out!

Dswank620 18

Tuesday 4 March 2014 12:36

Don't worry, I'm sure he knew exactly what you were getting at with the old "bedsheet knowledge" pick-up line haha

swaggythechair 7

Tuesday 4 March 2014 12:36

Hey at least you didn't say anything more embarrassing.

Dracoboxer357 35

Tuesday 4 March 2014 12:38

Tripping at the finish line always hurts, Op. But I commend your efforts to make the first, bold move! ;) Now if you only stuck around instead of running and played it cool, you could have found out both his number, and his extensive knowledge on 400 thread count, 100% Egyptian cotton sheets! Oi! ;D

FML_Elle 17

Tuesday 4 March 2014 12:54

Walmart is known for their sketchy shoppers. I'm sure he's dealt with stranger incidents!

AUShano 15

Tuesday 4 March 2014 12:58

Should have ran with it. I have heard much, MUCH worse.

ThatFancyPenn 18

Tuesday 4 March 2014 15:42

I think you mean stuck with it. OP already ran.

lily199 3

Tuesday 4 March 2014 13:13

Then**

aaronsayshi 21

Tuesday 4 March 2014 13:14

Then*

virgacs 10

Tuesday 4 March 2014 13:14

That's hilarious! Sounds a bit like Sheldon Cooper.

Nilorak 24

Tuesday 4 March 2014 14:14

That sounds nothing like Sheldon Cooper.

Saraj07 18

Tuesday 4 March 2014 14:57

more like Howard Wolowitz

gracehi 31

Tuesday 4 March 2014 15:42

Nah, Howard Wolowitz would have said, "Excuse, me ma'am, how much do you know about bed sheets?" Then when she assisted him with picking out a set, he would say, "You know, how about we go to my place and test these out, after I let you test out the Mars rover. I'm an engineer for NASA, you know." What OP did sounds more like something Leonard (I'm not even going to attempt to spell his last name) would do.