Transportation: Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron...

By Anon - 08/04/2013 22:04 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2018 22:00

Today, I got into an accident and my bike broke. My insurance expired 5 days ago and the accident wasn't even my fault. The lady was on the phone and on the wrong side of the road. She's threatening to sue me even though her car is in better condition. There are no witnesses and no cameras either. FML

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By youfuckingslut - 11/11/2012 19:11 - United States

Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML

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By jameen - 07/05/2016 11:48 - United Kingdom - Newbury

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By Crash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML

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By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

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By STOPattheSIGNbitch - 05/04/2020 08:00

Today, a woman in an SUV rolled a stop sign and hit me, resulting in simultaneously twisting my foot in my bike and being knocked into oncoming traffic. Her excuse before I went to the ER? The sun was in her eyes. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2014 05:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are". FML

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Tuesday 9 April 2013 9:07

I'm pretty sure her brain damages were there from before.

Voij 16

Tuesday 9 April 2013 9:09

No problem. If she wants to sue you, then that means you can get her personal information and sue her for the damages she caused to your car.

Comments

nayib 10

Tuesday 9 April 2013 9:23

What is wrong with the world today?

j_cat187 19

Tuesday 9 April 2013 9:28

It's our backwards legal system.

brackaman 18

Tuesday 9 April 2013 11:26

Justin Beiber.

FightMyLiger 19

Tuesday 9 April 2013 9:29

I hope your car was legally parked, or she may have a case. Idiots injuring themselves are a lawyer's bread and butter.

wolfshadow 4

Wednesday 10 April 2013 2:41

OP would be fined for the parking ticket, and the biker will lose her case for texting and biking.

CrissyyyS2 22

Tuesday 9 April 2013 9:44

I can picture her taking pictures of her "injuries" with the car then posting them up quoting "OMG I JUST GOT HIT BY A CAR!".

NurseJonathan 9

Tuesday 9 April 2013 16:10

And her friends, braindead as her, saying, "OMG DID U LIV?"

BradTheBrony 19

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:08

Did she died? No? Damn.

NurseJonathan 9

Tuesday 9 April 2013 23:44

I sort of wish she did die. See her tweet in hell.

ninaskyez 12

Tuesday 9 April 2013 9:51

New ad: texting and bicycling it can wait! Lmfao dumb girl

CatchMe25 16

Tuesday 9 April 2013 10:01

Prepare yourself anyways...a robber sued the woman whose house he was breaking into because he fell through the skylight and landed on a butcher knife. He won. Her trying to sue you for her stupidity is ridiculous, but cover your ass anyways :)

iedsrduan 18

Tuesday 9 April 2013 13:35

I still don't understand how he won that case, he was breaking into the woman's house, it's his fault. It's not like you have to keep a pillow under your skylight in case someone tries to break in so they don't get injured and sue you.

kyu_Q 19

Tuesday 9 April 2013 10:11

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there a clause or statute in Law that say you can't profit while doing wrong or while breaking the Law? Who are the judges and/or juries that award these people settlements.

Jharrist89 12

Tuesday 9 April 2013 10:24

She'll have a tough battle in court!

alycion 38

Tuesday 9 April 2013 10:41

Damn op, stop parking your car in the way of people who aren't paying attention. It's so your fault for not knowing that this idiot was going to need the space when you parked.