By Anon - 08/04/2013 22:04 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 001
You deserved it 2 487

Same thing different taste

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I'm pretty sure her brain damages were there from before.

No problem. If she wants to sue you, then that means you can get her personal information and sue her for the damages she caused to your car.

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Unless your car was parked in the middle of a bike path you should be safe.

First off, the dumbass shouldn't have been texting while ridding her bike.

Metal_Avenger 9

This is why I hate people. They do stupid things and try to blame other people

bizarre_ftw 21

This is actually a good thing, when she sues you youll have all the info you'll need to sue her right back. You'll win

What a dumbass. She's just threatening because she knows she's in the wrong and that you have the upper hand.

You should have just got in your car and ran her down, at least give her a proper reason to sue you!

let her sue you! I think any competent person would side with you, seeing as she was clearly texting while riding her bike - or else how would she have ended up with a broken phone? don't worry OP. Maybe there was a security camera somewhere in the area that has footage of the idiot texting while biking straight into your car.

onorexveritas 23

she's stupid, she doesn't understand the real world

Well let her. Maybe the legal expenses she'll have to pay when she's laughed out of court will help prevent her fucktarditis.

If she does try to sue you for damages, it'll be laughed out of court if the judge has an IQ of at least 60.