By Anon - 08/04/2013 22:04 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 000
You deserved it 2 487

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I'm pretty sure her brain damages were there from before.

No problem. If she wants to sue you, then that means you can get her personal information and sue her for the damages she caused to your car.

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Dumb bitch literally got hit by a parked car

bubbat101 36

she can sue you, but she won't get anything since she ran into a parked car.

let's hear the fml legal team on this ome

Make sure camera's are around then counter sue showing her stupidity is the reason her phone and nose got broke as well as damage to your car other wise its your word against hers

Lizardgirl 7

Not to be a killjoy but I have Asperger's Syndrome and ADHD :P But idk as long as it's not used as a direct insult I guess it's alright at least to me. This person is definitely a dumbass though :)

kingharrison 4

counter sue for reckless driving.

ash1rose 11

The sad part OP is that I've heard of situations where morons like that actually win. I hope that doesn't happen in your case.

cryptic1985 4

OP, retarded people are sadly a fact of life. I don't know whether to blame parents for their kids stupidity or the way the country is.